Sometimes You Need a Little Humor!
Should we suggest that the Red Hot Sauce spilling across the highway, up Delaware way, was trying to start a 'thing' for July 4? If some semi had only come along with some blueberry jelly and a gallon of whipped cream ... OK, bad attempt at humor.
In the end, it was just the Frank's Hot Sauce, which one motorist is still trying to wash off her car.
Happy 4th of July!